46 Parenting Memes to Remind You to Take Your Birth Control

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elina lee
Aug 29, 2023 12:00 PM EDT

When you really think about it, it is kind of funny how growing up, we were presented with a roadmap to life as if it is the only way to go. Graduate, find a partner, get married, have kids… did I miss anything? For the longest time, many of us believed that this is the path to happiness because… well, everyone else seems to be doing it. 

But the older we get and the longer we date, we begin to realize that life is far more intricate and complex than that traditional narrative. Don't get me wrong, marriage and family are great and all. But that is not something you rush just to keep up with a timeline. 

Instead of spending your early 20s worrying about marriage and kids, why not take the time and explore your own self? What do you like? What do you want out of life? How do you plan to get there? Once you have all that figured out, bringing a child into the world won't seem so scary anymore. In the meantime, I invite you to a scroll session of parenting memes to remind you to take your birth control! 

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  • 01
    Plant - Parenthood is hearing a noise at 3 AM and hoping it's an intruder and not your kid getting up again.
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    Font - THE DAD The Dad @thedad Welcome to parenthood. What are you eating? Can I have some? That's not fair, I'm hungry too! No, I'm not hungry for that, I want what YOU'RE eating. IT'S NOT FAIR 1:20 PM 17 Feb 23 8,707 Views ●
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    Cartoon - When you're in sensory overload but no one will leave you alone
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    Rectangle - Told my daughter she couldnt hang out with friends until she hung up her laundry. Not sure if I should ground her or applaud her ingenuity. 06 FAIRY 00000
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    Organism - My toddler when it's bedtime: Bedtime is more what you'd call guidelines than actual rules.
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    Blue - The daughter I thought I'd have: led 96 @D The daughter I actually had: @Abstract_Frenchies
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    Photograph - WHAT I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO HAVE MULTIPLE KIDS WHAT IT'S ACTUALLY LIKE
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    Outerwear - 3 year old using a tablet or smartphone: 3 year old using a blanket: 2144 A hallussill Lokanta
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    Gauge - Me, by 4 pm every day. E 1/2 "l PATIENCE \/ F Som
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    Font - Lucy Huber @clhubes The worst thing about kids crying about you not letting them watch tv is how quiet they would be if you let them watch tv. 6:02 PM 9/5/22 Twitter Web App . ... 305 Retweets 34 Quote Tweets 8,855 Likes
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    Rectangle - @dad_hard @kunkelcomedy Hey sorry childless friend, I can't commit to attending your thing because I still haven't asked my wife - we get 11 uninterrupted minutes per week and we usually try to bone or talk about getting new curtains. @dad_hard
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    Organism - Arianna Bradford @TheNYAMProject TODDLERS: THE MUSICAL Including hits like: I Don't Want That (Yes I Do) H NO NO NO NO NO He's Looking At Me, She's Breathing on Me Cough in Your Mouth Bedtime is The Time for Questions SHOWTIMES AT 4 AM, 5 AM, and DURING YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW 20:57 13 Nov 19 Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - THE DAD The Dad @thedad The silence after your kid falls over is the worst. Because they're either absolutely fine or filling their lungs with enough air to mimic an air raid siren.
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    Font - Rhyming Mama @sarabellab123 When I told my daughter she needed to "use her words" I didn't think she'd @sarabellab123 ... use ALL of them, every waking hour of every single day.
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    Rectangle - The Dad @thedad Most people believe Valentine's Day is Feb. 14 but then you get married, have kids, and realize it's actually "whenever it's convenient for your schedule." THE DAD 4:12 PM 12 Feb 23 25K Views ● .
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    Hairstyle - MY KIDS SLEPT IN 5 MINUTES LATER THAN USUAL BECAUSE I LET THEM STAY UP 4 HOURS PAST THEIR BED TIME LAST NIGHT.
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    Forehead - A random woman at the grocery store waiting for her opportunity to ask me where my baby's socks are @oneawkwardmom
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    Font - Mom Like That Podcast @momlikethatpod Them: why don't you just go to bed after the kids go to sleep if you're always so tired? @amomlikethatpodcast Me: I stay up a lot later than I should every night because I don't belong to myself during the day. So I want to belong to me for a few hours before I go to bed for everyone else.
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    Cloud - Thanks, Apple. I'll let her know. 11:45 NOISE O Loud Environment Sound levels hit 90 decibels. Around 30 minutes at this level in cause temporary ring loss.
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    Font - River_Tam parody @RiverTamYDN Daughter's Montessori class of 3-5yos has been banned from having ketchup with their chicken nuggets at lunch due to something she will only cryptically refer to as "the blood game" 6:55 PM 1/18/23 57.2K Views 1,998 Likes 120 Retweets 12 Quotes
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    Font - Lucy Huber @clhubes Wild how when you're 38 weeks pregnant you could have a whole new person to take care of in three weeks or an hour and half.
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    Microphone - Me: It's bedtime. Good night! My kids: N I DON'T WANNA CLOSE MY EYES
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    Font - Twitter 9:48 AM The Dad Midwife: *handing me newborn* Give his head plenty of support Me: *to babg* your head... is phenomenal Reply Retweet THE DAD Like
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    Font - Imagine it's Sunday morning. You've been allowed to sleep in as long as you want, and you have no chores or responsibilities all day. There's fresh fallen snow on the ground. Your mom makes Cinnamon rolls and serves you breakfast. But you're almost 3, so you are blind with rage.
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    Arm - MENTALLY & EMOTIONALLY EXHAUSTED PARENTS A FAMILY OF CARTOON DOGS ANIMAL THE DURRELL CHALLENGE EXHALLD RACE 2017 THE DAD
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    Font - Abraham Gutman @abgutman Great British Bake Off but you pair every contestant with a 3-year-old who really wants to help.
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    Font - Julianna W. Julianna W Miner @juliannawminer A great alternative to screen time is playing cards as a family! So many learning opportunities! I taught my kids that there's no such as thing as family while playing Uno & that I'll put a +4 down on a kindergartner & cackle like a swamp witch because I did not come to lose. Miner
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    Font - Pigeon Fancier @isabelzawtun After watching my toddler like a hawk nonstop I glance at my phone for 0.00012 seconds, and when I look up she is somehow smoking a cigarette and wielding a crossbow
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    Font - Toddlers: The face of a baby The attitude of a teenage girl And, the ability to go from angel to psychopath in 2.7 seconds flat
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    Font - mom mom mom mom mom @notmythirdrodeo I like to feed my kid balanced meals from the 4 toddler food groups. 1. Things he ate yesterday that he refused today. 2. Things he doesn't want but I'm hoping to get him to eat anyway. 3. Things he thinks he wants but will spit out after one bite. 4. Goldfish crackers.
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    Hair - Adults chugging Red Bulls for a 10pm gaming sesh Toddlers who had a cookie Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power
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    Font - 8:13 ← THE DAD Tweet James Breakwell, Exploding.... 1d Just an all-American girl scratching her pig with a Halo sword waiting for her game of Star Wars Battlefront to load. Basically a Norman Rockwell painting. மும 11 ViewS 8 NOLLIE WOMBA il₁ 73.9K 17 1762 The Dad @thedad ● 8:12 AM 16 Jan 23 Replying to @Xploding Unicorn This picture alone is a better premise for a TV show than most things my kids watch. ||| QT 93% Tweet your reply O 1,367 <
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    Font - @dad_hard Parenting makes total sense when you're doing it but probably seems weird from the outside. My wife just hid a pair of my toddler's pants because they were too much drama' and that explanation seemed totally reasonable to me.
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    Font - One Awkward Mom @oneawkward mom Friend: Want to get together next week? Me: Sorry, my kids aren't sick this week, so that means they'll definitely be sick next week.
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    Font - THE DAD The Dad @thedad I installed a fake thermostat that I occasionally yell at my kids for touching so they don't get suspicious. The real one is behind an oil painting in my bedroom.
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    Font - PARENTING HACK: There are no hacks. Everything is hard. These kids don't listen. This is your life now. Godspeed.
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    Font - THE DAD The Dad @thedad Dad Law: If a dad sees kids groaning or being grossed out by him kissing his spouse, he'll do it more dramatically, often with a dip to really sell it. He knows one day they will remember how in love their parents were. One day, it won't seem gross at all. (But not this day.)
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    Font - THE DAD The Dad✓✔ @thedad The harder you work on a dinner, the less likely a child is to eat it.
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    Forehead - My kid after going to an amusement park, eating cotton candy, buying a souvenir, and then being asked to go to bed: SPEACHY THE DAD Wow. Today sucks.
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    Human - Me still watching Bluey 10 episodes after the kids have gone to sleep! made with mematic THE DAD
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    Font - Vinod Chhaproo app @Chhapiness Until I became a parent I had not seen another human cry cause they were not the first one to fart in the new year 12:08 PM 1/1/23 . 20.2K Views 599 Likes
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    Footwear - Me trying to seduce my husband after the kids finally go to bed @mommymemest
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    Font - THE DAD The Dad @thedad 10yo: Can I have a snack? Me: No, you'll spoil your dinner 10yo: Ok... can I have an appetizer? Me: 10yo: Me: That's genius but still no
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    Font - hakuna matoddler it means no relaxing for the rest of your days
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    Font - Robert Knop @FatherWith Twins *overheard from the other room 8yo: Can I have an ice cream sandwich? Grandma: Did you finish your dinner? 8yo: No Grandma: Just one then
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    Outerwear - The Dad @thedad Me, after my toddler tells a story THE DAD It makes no damn sense. ● Compels me though. 9:12 PM 07 Feb 23 2,261 Views ● THE DAD
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